Blogging in the burbs

Not even the beginning of summer and its freakin hot as heck. I never could understand why people stay in their homes in this heatwave. I guess most people have central air and don't have to worry if their lawns wilt or if their pets pass out while they're chained up barking at each car that passes by their property pleading perhaps in their own canine language to put them out of their misery.

I have a ceiling fan but hell if I know if I know how to use that thing. All it does is make a bunch of noise in this stifling heat.

I would go to the mall to stay cool but hey, guess what? Nothing is opened in Bergen County. So pretty much you're stuck in your house. Damn, I miss checking out the hotties in their short mid riff skirts and with all their piercings walking down the avenue in Queens dressed like their clubbing when they're actually doing their grocery shopping.

Another day in paradise.