Mouse problems

I hate my mouse.

I really miss my optical mouse on my mac. I never had a problem highlighting, opening/closing docs, or positioning a cursor.

Sadly I'm working again in a PC environment and I find myself trying to use function keys that open nothing and relying more on my mouse to guide through my desktop. I forgot how much I hated working with a mouse that constantly goes in the opposite direction you want it to go in. Truly frustrating. There must be something about these LogicTech mice that are prone to fucking up each time.

Here's another guy whose having problems with his mouse as well. An optical one to boot. I hate this f'in mouse!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ARGH!!!!

Don't get me started on my crappy recycled compaq monitor!