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Is this child being indoctrinated into the Klan or into evil hedonistic homosexuality?
Apparently Spongebob, Sesame Street, Barney and some other children's show characters are advocating homosexuality through a remake of Sister Sledge's We are Family. Some right wing Christian groups claim that they are actually promoting homosexuality to youth and are a cover for the We Are Family Foundation.
It all makes sense now. Patrick is somewhat of a flake. He's pink and a walking phallic symbol despite being shaped like a starfish. Squidward has very gay-like hobbies such as playing the clarinet and Spongebob, like his neighbors, is single and lives alone with his pet snail (or in gay terms: his cat). They all live in a place called "Bikini Bottom" as in "I'm a power bottom."
The choice of song is strange to begin with. For starters, wasn't We are Family pretty much a gay anthem during the early 80's? Now I can be reading too much into this but doesn't the Christian right have the right to shield their children's eyes away from such things?
It appears the church has had it out for Spongebob for some time but with the help of famous sinner/producer Nile Rodgers (he was part of the Satan worship group Chic) has helped in showing the true nature of these cartoons. People tend to forget some of the anti-semitism and racism that was prevalent in early Warner Bros. cartoons. The difference here is networks are promoting god-hating ways such as men fornicating in the grass somewhere on the Great Lawn in Central Park away from the view of some park ranger taking a donut break because its so bitterly cold in the city and he wishes he wasn't such a cheapskate for not buying the large cup of cocoa instead of the small which was only 25 cents more.
I can go on forever but somewhere Yahweh is shaking his head in dissapproval. Hopefully someone will start talking about He-Man and his fixation with animal erotica.
